Divorce or Murder!!!

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said; 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'The pharmacist asked; 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied; 'I need it to poison my husband.'The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed; 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of usin jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached in to her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied; 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY !!!!!!!!

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.

He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment. "

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!!!!!!!

I miss you

I Miss you.
I miss your warm eyes,

the way you listen and care.

I miss your Chat and all that we share.

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I Miss you.
I miss the touch of your Breath,

so reassuring and sincere,

and the moments we spend together,

that I hold dear.

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I Miss you.
I miss all of the caring things you do,

and spending the night chat alone with you.

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I Miss you.
I look forward to tomorrow knowing that then,

I'll be one day closer to

Chatting you again.

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You must have guessed it by now...

I Miss you!

"Be someone"

Be someone who listens, and you will be heard.
Be someone who cares, and you will be loved.
Be someone who gives, and you will be blessed.
Be someone who comforts, and you will know peace.
Be someone who genuinely seeks to understand, and you will be wise.

Be someone kind, someone considerate, and you will be admired.
Be someone who values truth, and you will be respected.
Be someone who takes action, and you will move life forward.
Be someone who lifts others higher, and your life will be rich.
Be someone filled with gratitude, and there will be no end to the things for which you'll be thankful.
Be someone who lives with joy, with purpose, as your own light brightly shines.
Be, in every moment, the special someone you are truly meant to be.