About Life: Learned From Trees

• It's important to have roots.
• In today's complex world, it pays to branch out.
• Don't pine away over old flames.
• If you really believe in something, don't be afraid to go out on a limb.
• Be flexible so you don't break when a harsh wind blows.
• Sometimes you have to shed your old bark in order to grow.
• If you want to maintain accurate records, keep a log.
• To be politically correct, don't wear firs.
• Grow where you're planted.
• It's perfectly okay to be a late bloomer.
• Avoid people who would like to cut you down.
• Get all spruced up when you have a hot date.
• If the party gets boring, just leaf.
• You can't hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of your life.
• It's more important to be honest than poplar.

Don't Wait to Be Happy, Be Happy Now

We convince ourselves that life will be betterafter we get married, have a baby, then another.Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough.. We'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we haveteenagers to deal with.We will certainly be happy whenthey are out of " that stage ".We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets hisor her act together. When we get a nicer car,when we are able to go on a nice vacation, or when we retire.The truth is, there's no better timeto be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will " always " be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decideto be happy anyway. Happiness is the way.

So, treasure "every" moment! Treasure it more because youshared it with someone special.Special enough to spendyour time with...

Remember that time waits for no one. Happiness is like sugar,Just a little can make you smile.

Mathematic Magic

259 X (Ur age) X 39 =?

Try it and you will be surprised to see the result.

SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

• Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
• To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
• The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
• In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
• Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
• If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
• You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
• 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
• As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
• He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
• Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
• If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
• Especially for eng. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
• After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
• If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
• Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
• Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
• Well done is better than well said .
• Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
• Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
• Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

ABC Of Marriage

A - Absolutely adore each other
B - Be best friends
C - Compromise
D - Discover new things together
E - Encourage each other
F - Forgive and forget
G - Gaze into each others eyes
H - Hold hands and hug a lot
I - Inspire and intrigue each other
J - Joke and laugh and have fun
K - Kiss Kiss Kiss ;-)
L - Love with all your hearts
M - Marvel at each other's talents
N - Nurture each other's soul
O - Overcome problem together
P - Play games
Q - Quiet each other's fears
R - Remember the little things
S - Say "I love you" everyday
T - Take time for tenderness
U - Understand and care deeply
V - Value everything you share
W - Wish on stars together
X - X-press your true feelings
Y - Yearn for each other's touch
Z - Zzzzz in each other's arm

Innocence at its best

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"

Very official love letter

To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However, I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)

Amazing Reflections - Amazing Creativity

Men are Hard to Please.. (is this true?)

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!