Two crocodiles, one large and one quite small, were talking near Parliament House in Canberra, Australia... .
The small one says to the large one "hey mate, when we were kids we were the same size".
The large answers "what do you eat m8?"
The small one answers "politicians".
The large one says "well how do you eat them"?
The small one says "I shake the crap out of them and then I eat them".
"That's your problem m8" says the large one.
"If you shake the crap out of a politician, all you are left with is an asshole and a suitcase".
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