SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

• Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
• To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
• The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
• In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
• Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
• If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
• You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
• 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
• As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
• He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
• Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
• If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
• Especially for eng. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
• After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
• If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
• Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
• There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
• An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
• Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
• Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
• When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
• Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
• Well done is better than well said .
• Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
• Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
• Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
• Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.